Too Short LYRICS
view ALL Too Short lyrics Too $hort:
I used to have a lot of *****es
Straight down for me
Doin anything I said, even hoe on the street
But Im a dog and I dog my broads
Guerrilla pimpin, drivin four door cars
Aint got no kids but them *****es love daddy
They had to share me or them *****es couldnt have me
Cause Im a mack with a capital m
Call me $hort dog baby, put the p in the pimp
I keep my foot in your ass and wouldnt give a *****
Get out her pocket, ***** you gettin beat up
You see me hangin with them niggas like jock
And every single five mile, *****es gettin popped
Well now I got a rep and they say Im wrong
I beat my broad ass and she moved back home
Came in one night, I was buzzin
***** tried to front me for *****in her cousin
She started yellin, man, the ***** got raw
I took one step back and went straight to her jaw
I gives a ***** that the ***** left
Cause all she ever got was some good dick
And it really aint shit to find another *****
Cause Im a cool mother*****er and Im hella rich
(yeah) ant banks in the house and you know he knows
Grab the mic nigga, ***** these hoes
Ant banks:
Yeah, Im thinkin back fore a nigga just came up
Playin games with the *****es
Thought a nigga might change but
I was tight thinkin everythings all right
Doin the same shit to a different ***** every night
Just dickinem down like a gigolo
So you gotta peep game from a nigga though
Im too young to get sprung so dont trip, tellem
(aint no love, *****)
So lets speak about a freak named connie
*****ed the ***** tough, backstage at the omni
I cant forget constance, the ***** is so dumb
Quick to lick my nuts, suck my dick, and just hum
And these are just some hoes
That a nigga like tossed up, kinda crossed up
Turned out and lost but I aint trippin
They all got tramped
Used and abused till they all just vamped
And left a nigga stuck with no kind of get back
Now I even get shook by the hoodrats
Cause they know what the ***** they gon get
Took for they cash and a mouth full of dick, huh
And I hate I gotta be that way
Goin vicious on these *****es
Just madeem all leave today
But I know it wont last long
They sayin ***** ant banks
Now all my *****es is gone
Too $hort:
All my *****es are gone, them *****es bounced
I had a gang ofem, now they cant be found
They aint *****in with $hort dog
Cause Im from oakland
You ***** with us *****, somethin gettin broken
Your leg, arm, jaw, nose, pick a part
Oakland mother*****ersll break your heart
Until you recognize game in your face
Yous a punk ass *****, aint never been no place
I cant hold back, nows the time
To leave your stank fake broke ass *****es behind
And move on like a player
Im knockin ghetto hoes and even squares
Secretaries, nurses, and police women
Im flyin first class, nigga, *****in flight attendents
$hort dog aint nothin but a dog, beeyatch
(aint nothin new nigga, come again)
All my *****es are gone, them *****es cut
But I really dont give a *****
I always knew I didnt need that hoe
I got the game from the mother*****in e-s-o
And you can tell when I hit the place
All them star-struck *****es jump in my face
And get shot to the curb like Im the mob
Unless they givin niggas blowjobs
Ant banks:
Yeah, and when a ***** wanna flirt
I put in work, treatem all like dirt
And watch them get they feelins hurt
Cause Im a mack, hoe, listen to this rap, hoe
And you will know not to ***** around
Youll get slapped, hoe
For tryin to ***** up the ant banks program
Steady saltin with your stanky ass toe jams
Youre mad cause I wouldnt spend no time
Im with the homies, makin cash
Pullin *****es and writin rhymes
Im just doin what I got to do
Im not *****in with you
Because your funky ass ***** is through
So now I gotta get some new hoes
Some old school *****es
Thats still ridin trues and vogues
I want a freak with the gangsta look
That ant banks can hook
And the ***** better know how to cook
Cause Im a nigga thatll eat some shit up
Macaroni, steak, collard greens, or whatever the *****
Yeah $hort, you know how we doem
Treat *****es like red lights and run right throughem
I got my mack on strong and my dick on long
So ***** it, all my *****es can stay gone
Too $hort:
Mine too
Ant banks:
You know what Im sayin?
Too $hort:
Yeah, beeyatch
Ant banks:
$hort dog in the mother*****in house
Too $hort:
Nah nigga, you in this mother*****er
Ant banks:
Bringin this shit for nine-tre and nine-four
You know what Im sayin?
Get in where you fit in, hoes
Too $hort:
Before you need a check up from the neck up
Ant banks:
Peace out
***** these *****es, man
***** these *****es, $hort,
Lets get out of here, man
[too $hort]
All the time, gettin mine, thats why Im pimpin
Thats why Im pimpin, all the time
Gettin mine..
Thats how we do it, straight pimpin
All the time, all the time
Its the original, d-o-g, short dawg
They said dont do it, but I gotta go off
You talked a lot of shit and cant back it up
Say you make a lot of money and cant stack enough
Spend it on the strippers and the prostitutes
Do what you gotta do
No soundscans got your record label hot at you
They droppin you, two years ago we was poppin you
You was talkin shit about nobody stoppin you
I told the lil homey a long time ago
If you put your mind to it, you can find some dough
It dont matter, even if yo pockets kinda low
All you gotta do is knock a fine ass hoe
***** that ***** like a porno star
Walk her to the corner I bet she wont go far
I knew the day would come when you would notice it
Get wise and realize bein broke aint shit
Chorus: too $hort
Thats why Im pimpin, all the time
Gettin hoes to give me money, Im gettin mine
You know I aint lyin
Cause what I spend and what Im ridin is the shit
Thats why I do this; straight pimpin, all the time
If you see my ***** hoein, Im gettin mine
You know I aint lyin, tricks love what Im supplyin
Its the shit, thats why I do this
[too $hort]
Its been around a long time
Pimpin, manipulatin minds, prostitutin women
***** - is worth a lot of money
She says that everyday you gotta pay me when you want me
Tricks like to ***** and do that freaky shit
You know I kick my hoe ass, she dont bring me gifts
Im talkin cold cash money, nothin elsell do
Get my money ***** you better ***** until hes through
Make that trick come quick, and dont stop him
And if hes slippin, you better rob him
Go out and turn another date, dont hesitate
You know daddy loves you when you keep my money straight
You ride the best cars, eat good, and drink fat
You cant do this shit without me dont you ever think that
Recognize my bald head and my gangsta limp
Damn it feels good to be a pimp
Chorus
[too $hort]
I hear you squares, you try to criticize us players
But when the *****s on sale I see you always there
A good customer, you know yo game aint tough
And even though we came up doin all the same stuff
Im a pimp, I turn a ***** out quick
Have her standin on the corner tryin to get some dick
Lay on yo back *****, and get my cash
Cause if you dont, I gotta kick yo ass
***** all that drama
This aint hbo I whup you like yo momma
If you dont pay me hoe, I do this everyday
I check *****es and get paid
I want the money I aint tryin to get laid
Aint nuttin new about this shit, its the oldest profession
Sellin ***** while its snowin at the coldest intersection
I know how you feel about me, you love me
Turnin tricks thinkin of me
Chorus
[too $hort]
All the time..
Verse one: erick sermon
Whoo! ah ah, ayahh, ahh ahh ahh
And you dont stop, ahh ahh, word is bond, word is bond
Now introducing the sound from the ghetto
E double and too $hort, what the ***** you thought?
I come with the ruckus, its my thing when I swing
Im born to mack, always strapped, with the black gat
Who out there I swear boy wanna get touched
Roll up, and catch a slug to the chest, so duck
I talk the talk, walk the walk, now nigga
Five hundred s drivin with hand on trigger
Crazy lestat, check my track record
Everything I touch is gold since eighteen years old
So what that mean? i roll the blunt
And puff the indo smoke in it, I trip in a minute
Crazy holy doctor holdin me cuz I be rockin b
Sewin up like monopoly, nobodys stoppin me
Dig it, funkdafied like brat, hows that?
I stick and move on tracks while I smoke a twenty sack
Who said the e cant rock? thats bullshit
Suck my dick and get a big fat lick of my balls
You wanna brawl? punk I thought not
You might get beat down and stomped like sasquatch
Your girl, like keith sweat, I wanna ***** her
Psych, I already stuck her
I got rhymes to make your whole head swell up
Heres an icepack homeboy shut the hell up
I rock the mic with too $hort, yall niggaz know whats happenin
Everything he touch goes platinum
Eyeeaaaah!
Verse two: too $hort
I made a half a million in a week
And every nigga on the street got a tape playin me
You cant believe it? erick sermon, rollin with $hort
Rolled from california all the way to new york
In big benzes, g-50 up
Now we trying to squash all that east/west stuff
We spent years in the studio makin funky tracks
Signed a bunch of niggaz with some tight ass raps
Its like father dom, its like keith murray
Makin millionaires but it aint no hurry
Cuz we all in it for the long run
I wont leave the studio until a songs done
And aint nuthin really hard about gettin my cash
A big phat house with a million stash
You other niggaz got this rap game distorted
Givin dats to the label, straight gettin shorted
Claim youre gettin paid, but I cant tell
You keep rappin in my ear got me mad as hell
You talk a good game but I dont believe in you
Be smokin lotta blunts but I got more weed than you
I guess I see you on the charts in the meanwhile
Another face in the crowd plus some freestyle
Wishin you could be in the light
Promoters pay me ten gs just to breathe on the mic
*****! $hort dawg puttin it down with the e double
Verse three: erick sermon
Shhhhh! you remind me of my phat gold chain
Some of yall are just small change
Be a boss with true true game
Yeah yeah
Dig this yall, my music is dangerous
Atomic dog, coming through the smog with $hort dawg
Ahhh! quick with the trig jack be nimble
I shoot like g mob goes liftin through my window
Chik chik pow! how you like me now?
The man in the mirror it dont get no clearer
$hort dawg, the e double, and breed we roll thick
Like girls in c.a.u. with the good power-u
Owww! money is the key to fame
So I can live it up with the girls on soul train
The impact, major league dough like dave justice
Yo breed, $hort dawg, show em how we bust this
Verse four: too $hort, mc breed, kool ace
Like some true pioneers, dont forget it
Put the money on the table, lets split it
We got enough gs here to make us both happy
Tell them fans we aint runnin no coke factory
Its $hort dawg the real pimp of the century
Girls get wet every time somebody mention me
I was known for my mackin back in eighty-four
I want it all, thats what I keep stackin for
Have things that a rapper never dreamed of havin
And I can tell them how to get it just keep rappin
Lifes a battle, headed for the new sun
So many ways to get paid, you got ta choose one
Now some of the ways to get paid out is runnin your mouth
That street life will keep me tight, Im talkin bout
Gettin green, dolla dolla bills yall
Thats on the real, somethin you can feel yall
Many claim to have game but you can get that on sale
But aint nuthin they sellin to you but arbor and gail
I mean sprinkle me homey cuz Im bout dollars and cents
And if you aint haulin dollars well you aint holler
In flintId rather dip dip dive, so-socialize
Get loot from the great lakes, west to eastside
You tramp, trick, hach I spit
Undergrade if you aint gettin paid like this
The hours of the atl paves my name
Spittin mr. macker izzer are you still in the game
See I gets paid by the movement of the cut
Ive been summoned by the cancer, to testify and bless
Its that, big mack, like scripture is a phat kodeje?
So hide your hoe from me
Southern am-bassador, knockin at your door
Leadin a click thats true, checkin knowin all fifty-two
See, all you tricks, best behave
Its that southern nigga mack from the city of the brave
I got the platinum caul, yes yes yall
So plant me with the green and them hoes and we can big ball
Yeah, now we rollin four deep
Double dosin, relaxin, and maxin to $hort and these beats
E double, $hort dawg, kool ace
In the place, and be all but bring you straight horror
Representin money
Buy you some nigga
Chorus:
Aint no *****es like the ones I got
All top notches gotta stay on top
Party all night and we make a lot
Gotta keep a fat knot it dont stop, *****
Aint no *****es like the ones I got
When I take em to the spot, ya know they all look hot
Like I said homeboy all I got is top notch
Gotta keep a fat knot it dont stop
Verse one:
Im the super player, I got women everwhere
I know you love a square, I dont care
I still get it, anytime I want to
Call her at the house, I think she said come through
Im coming, everytime I see her
Thats what Im doing, I cant believe ya
When ya tell me, shes all yours
Cause when I have her on the floor, down on all fours
She said its mine, and thats for sure
If you come around when Im near, you gotta go
Cause you dont nothing bout this ballers work
When we was players coming up we knocked all the girls
And now I just go out and take my pick
If you gotta enough game you can take my *****
I wont hate you, try to clown, Ill put you down
Cause I got women all over this town
Chorus:
Aint no *****es like the ones I got
All top notches gotta stay on top
Party all night and we make a lot
Gotta keep a fat knot it dont stop, *****
Aint no *****es like the ones I got
When I take em to the spot, ya know they all look hot
Like I said homeboy all I got is top notch
Gotta keep a fat knot it dont stop
Verse two:
You couldnt be a betta player then me, you aint got enough game
You couldnt take her from me, you aint even have a chance
Not with me in the picture
You even got the last dance to see what it could gets you
Nothing, broken hearted and lonely
Cause when its over, shes going home with me
Five foot nine short hair big booty
Looking like the leading lady starring in a movie
Fly crib, mercedes benz
She loves niggas like me and my shady friends
And when we hang out, dont count the champagne bottles
Thinking Im drunk, I dont play game lotto
I put the game down from the start
And you aint nothing but a dumb ass mark
She started teasing when she saw the red carpet
What did you say nigga get ya ass in the car *****
Chorus:
Aint no *****es like the ones I got
All top notches gotta stay on top
Party all night and we make a lot
Gotta keep a fat knot it dont stop, *****
Aint no *****es like the ones I got
When I take em to the spot, ya know they all look hot
Like I said homeboy all I got is top notch
Gotta keep a fat knot it dont stop
Verse three:
Hoochies, cheerleaders, groupies, beer drinkers
High class stuck up hoes, that getting real freaky
Laywers, nurses, police women, teachers
If shes a top notch, I keep her
Tall ass models, skinny and shit, big tities, short and thick
All complexions, different nationalities
Pimp game from from east oakland, out to cali
Keep em teenage to middle age, is she paid
Cuz if she aint, what can she make
If I see a bad ***** I aint fin away,
Im gonna holla at her, I cant discriminate
Its not about the sex, not all the time,
Cause Im trying to get in her mind
Like when ya stand and just stare at the ocean
I help ya manage your emotions, *****
Chorus:
Aint no *****es like the ones I got
All top notches gotta stay on top
Party all night and we make a lot
Gotta keep a fat knot it dont stop, *****
Aint no *****es like the ones I got
When I take em to the spot, ya know they all look hot
Like I said homeboy all I got is top notch
Gotta keep a fat knot it dont stop
Talking:
Aint no *****es like my *****es, I know ya think ya gotta lotta hoes nigga
And ya probably do, but theres one fact thatll always be true
You couldnt be a betta player than me nigga
Life is, life is too short, so keep trying nigga keep trying
Numba one, player of the year, player of the decade
Player of the century, player of the motha*****ing millenium
And his name is too $hort, *****
[Featuring: Ice Cube]
[Too $hort]
Now take my *****
She won't complain about shit
Becuase, she's my hoe
She don't belong to a trick
So when you ***** her, and give her all your cash
I get paid, or put my foot in her ass
I won't marry the *****, and give her half
I get more head, and then I laugh, at the one ***** shit
I got a gang of hoes
I get, freak, ass, lick, these balls and toes
[Ice Cube]
Now stupid little *****es get tossed
If they don't realize I'm the mother*****ing boss
Come on down and get your ass pinched
And if you talk shit, get your ass lynched
Cause I'm the B the I the T the C the H
The K the I the L the L the A
Ice Cube, a nigga that's bigga than a nut
Cause a ***** is a ***** is a hoe is a slut
[Too $hort]
You say how can I call a women a *****?
It ain't nothing but a word like shit
Ain't no slippin in my mother*****ing pimping
And all *****es ain't women
You come home and get smooth cussed out
You gotta a ***** with a foul ass mouth
Scared to tripp her with a left hook
You'z a ***** in my book
*****
[Ice Cube]
My nigga Jinx made the mix
So punk ass mother*****ing *****es get the 86
I keep hoes on five (yeah *****)
Cause I'm *****ing more ***** than the law allow
With my boy Too $hort
See, he quick to grab a ***** by the throat
And slam her ass, cram her ass, with a fat dick
Cause she's a trick *****
[Too $hort]
I like fat *****es, and I like 'em slim
I'll take a fat *****, and stick my dick right in, her big fat ass
She'll make me cum again
I'm mack daddy *****, ***** her friend
I saw your homegirl, she said whats up with us
I said nothing, *****ed her on a tour bus
She got it good too, dicked down on the floor
The ***** was fine, but the ***** ain't good as yours
[Ice Cube]
She a straggler, struggler, straight salome smuggler
Everytime I see the *****, she's looking uglier
And if you got a trick ass on your left
Sitting there with dick on her breath
Last night she sucked my dick, now she's kissing little man
Won't even suck my dick, unless cut out the middle man
And if you have never heard of me
You'z a *****
It ain't but a word to me
[Female voice:]
I'll stop calling ya, Beyotch [echo]
[Too $hort]
Man ***** these hoes man, ya know
(nappy ass ***** ass tramp ass sluty ass hoe)
[Female voice:]
I'll stop calling ya, Beyotch [echo]
[Too $hort]
I go hard on a *****, ***** respect for ya men
I get my way with a *****, when I act like a pimp
Always carrying bank, but I fooled the *****
Cause all she ever got was to druel on my dick
Ice Cube will slap a hoe for the ***** of it
Just like me and that's some real shit
***** got bold with her loud ass mouth
Tough ass ***** got knocked out
You know a ***** ain't nuthin but a word to me
Some of you punks are just scared to see
If you could call that ***** a ***** you would
And if you can't, you probably should
I'm spitting game to you mark ass lames
On how how to get a ***** and treat the ***** like shit
You can't buy love, all pimps know that
It's all about the way old Short Dogg macks
Don't hold the ***** hand or walk side by side
Go first class everytime you fly
She'll go Greyhound, and just meet you there
I'm just an ice cold hard ass Oakland player
You want to tongue kiss *****, it figures
I introduce you to my homeboy Richard
Also known by his nickname Dick
Now lets tongue kiss *****
[Ice Cube]
I like big butts so let it be known to the public
I bust a rap or two and the *****es love it
I'm only out for one thing so hate me
I ain't the one so don't try to fade me
I don't wear too much gold because it's tacky
I bust a Raider hat T-Shirt and Khakis
See a lot of hoes in freaky clothes everyday
So I talk to 'em in any ol can I way
See a ***** need a nigga to coach 'em
So I grab my dick and smoothly approach 'em
I say "hi" and I'm really kind of pitched
If they ignore me then I say "Yo freak *****"
Give up the number hardly, we'll have a slumber party
You see I'll ***** you to death and then I'll dump the body
Cause I'm a nigga that's bigga than crew or a gang
And when it comes to *****es I'm out for only one thang
Yo ***** ain't nothing but a word to me, $hort
Ha-ha-ha its goin down like this ma-*****a!!
Studd:
Is the shit gone ever change, cause I be caught up in the middle of it,
Click my pistol, and then in his *****in throat I shoved it
Give me your money, and take that palve off nigga,
***** tommy figga, Im off that doe and liquor
See I be drillin in the eastside of san pedro park,
I smoke a camel, the lupsia done have me sparked
This lil broad said Im livin in my last days,
My mother love me, she say she hate my bad ways
But still she blame it on herself for doin what she done,
It wasnt fun, she moved us in the ghetto slums
So what you think about myself cause Im a grown man,
A bad man, survival is whatever you can
You think you know it, flossin but I know yous a *****,
Cause I be watchin, tryin to get my rob on this shit,
See niggas underestimate the city that I claim,
Where I am niggas sayin what the ***** is gangbang
Hard livin motha*****a represent your turf, your side of town,
You know thats where the ***** Im found
Knees dirty, hands dirty, smokin on a tree,
Gamblin my drug money, hell yeah tee-da-lee
Cause Im the nigga says crime do pay,
My people say they love me, they just say they hate my bad ways
Real bad ass ways (bad ways)
Real bad ass ways (you got bad ways)
Real bad ass ways
Get glock cause it pays
Murda one:
>from city to city, state to state,
Im checkin my game with my mutha*****in trusted 38
But wait bubonic at an all time low,
Gotta hit the atm to get money fo sho
Reclinin in my cadillac, puffin newports,
Eighteen on bump straight up bumpin too $hort
You caught in the middle of a skanless ass vibe,
We copped another sack so you know my ass high
Funk made by my nigga named x,
*****es with the fat lips and fat ass, I want to sex
Check this, nuts to your chin now fin,
I recommend motha*****in hoes make your knees bend
You cant get with this on any day,
Best believe murda one got the motha*****in bad ass ways
Bad ass ways (you know it motha*****as)
Real bad ass ways
Real bad ass ways
Joe riz:
Im livin live on hinges, when niggas in benzes Im broke,
Im givin nothin but hell yall its cut throat
I wrote a rhyme, called it a pastime,
Of hurtin ass shit that I faced the last time
My last dime, goes on food Im in the mood for a stick-up,
To pick up lil somethin on a get up
You hit up, blessed by the way I protest,
Your world, gettin it all of my chest
Yes the struggle grab me, hatin better have me,
Drama from my momma, disowned by my daddy
What should I do, tuck my head and throw them rolos,
If anybody know about the trouble I bet joe knows
And raw livin it remind me,
Of the shit that I wanna put behind me
Im stayin high for days cause what Im doin it pays,
They dont hate me really, they hate my bad ways
Bad ways (real bad ass ways)
Bad ways (real bad ass ways)
They hate my bad ways (real bad ass ways)
Too $hort:
Ive been a player for years, this aint no rappers dream,
You leavin messages, on her answering machine
Im in the bed, listenin, laughin, ticklin, giglin, kickin it,
Nigga I be stickin it
You was hugged up with her when I met her,
She gave me that look like please make it better
I told her with my eyes, meet me over there,
Instantly, she was the victim of a player
I be spittin this game like iceberg slim,
What about your man, she said ***** him
Lets roll, so we jumped in the benz,
Left you at the bar, talkin to your friends
$hort dog came through with the satisfaction,
Now you runnin round like a fatal attraction
Cause I been in the ***** for the last few days,
Dont take it personal, its just my bad ass ways
Bad ways (real bad ass ways)
Bad ways (real bad ass ways)
Bad ways (real bad ass ways)
Beyotch
[too $hort]
Album number 12
Short dogg still in the house
I aint going back into retirement
Life is......
Anything is possible try hard
It aint logical ***** an obstical *****
How can I make twelve albums
All them gold and platinums
And I am still clowin
It aint hard
I used to be a broke nigga
Dreamin about brodes and smoking bigger
Dedicated to the rap game
Too $hort I know you know that name
2000 makes me a 20 year veterian
Still making money and I dont stop rapping
Thats my motto even if you niggas hit the lotto
You never could win not until I go
I know you squares cant hang with me
What you talking about you cant spit this game like me
Some of yall suckers need to fall in love
And stay there and quit trying to be a player
***** around and ***** your life up
Or a tramp ass ***** with a nice butt
You should of went to collage
Got your degree and a job stop trying to be like me
Its too hard cause you dont even know this streets
And me I mack this hoes with need
See and you all you do is smoke that weed
She broke your heart and got you on your knees
But me I know how to treat a *****
***** all that nice ass sweethard shit
Suck my dick now thats foreplay
Now I am about to ***** you on the floor in the doorway
Treat you like a hoe okay? you like that
Leave when I am finished and say Ill be right back
*****! you already knew what it was
Whats a dogg like me going to do with your love
I drive it down the street tied to my bumper
I dont care how find she is
I am trying to dump her
I already *****ed her
You need to get on ***** and find you a sucker
Get married divorced and get half
Maybe you should reason with her before she gets mad
Or maybe my nigga you should slap that *****
If not then you need to snatch that *****
By the throught and let her know this is how it goes
Say whats on your mind, now she knows
Some of yall ladies need to check your man
For acting like a ***** every time he gets a chance
Backslap him tell him shut up and stop crying
And stop all that wineing
***** ass nigga you need to buy yourself some business
And quit askin all them mother*****ing questions
Aint no slaves around here
Aint nobody gettin payed around here
Its all true about this hoes and me
You aint got no game you dont know what she needs
Lame than a mother*****er about this mack shit
Still letting *****s monipulate your actions
When you going learn how to wear the pants
Try and give this real player rythem a chance
Its all about the money and feeding your family
If I am macking hoes and you cant stand me
Keep my name out your ? ? ? ? ? mouth
You hate a player and I find out
I might ***** your ***** little sister or your momma
More than one time just to add to the drama
Give you something to talk about
Life long trick learn your mouth
Cause I dont stop macking and I am always rapping
I *****ed your little sister but I was just praticing
Short little ***** I picked her up
Diggin this big ass dick in her gut
I let her walk the funny
Whats wrong $hort dogg last night got his ***** on
And you was trying to hate me I got cha
I *****ed your little sister nigga anything is possible
Too $hort
(spoken)
Back on the mircophone
$hort dogg
Thats right beyeeeeeatch!
Been in doing this way too long
20 years on the mother*****ing mircophone
Yeah you know all the *****ing gold and platinum
Anything is possible
(singer croons be my.. dirty love 2x while short spits)
Aint nuttin changed.. short dawg
Sheezee.. sheezee
(singer croons be my.. (be my) dirty love (dirty love) 2x)
Much love yall
Short dawgs in this
Verse one: too $hort
Im high profile, but you cant see me hoe
Got limosine tint like a real ceo
Hands free, talkin on the speaker phone
Handlin my business, just tryin to get my freak on
You know, *****es always beepin me with code 69
Im real with mine, I make hoes wait in line
Cant ***** em all, and dont want to
Cause some of these tramps might front you (watch out)
You waited six months, I *****ed her on the first date
And so I smoke the green weed to keep my mind straight
Its friday, doin shit my way
Me and yo *****, rollin down the highway (right)
While you shootin that.. she gave it up easy
Fore-a-play and all that, wasnt tryin to tease me
Now you wanna feud, ***** that shit (slut)
Lets fight behind a lady, not that punk ass *****
(singer croons be my.. dirty love 2x while short spits)
Watch em.. keep your eyes open
Doesnt make sense
Verse two: too $hort
Now here I go, spittin another verse
Let the pen read my mind cause the shit aint rehearsed
Im so curious, about what this fat ***** have
A big bag of weed and a pack of zig-zags (smokin)
So I kicked it with her, with no intentions to *****
Smoked up her weed and got my dick sucked (yeah right)
I said I got a lot of money but Im short on cash
Could you give a nigga some so I can get some gas? (stupid shit)
She gave me twenty dollars, I know its small pimpin
But its mandatory, when I deal with all women (all these hoes)
It aint gon be no one-sided, I support her shit
Just because she hurt, too $hort got a grip, beyitch!
I break it down, like the beat
Ride you like a mother*****in seventy-three
Old school, everytime I roll through
All you suckers know who all the *****es go to, short dawg
(singer croons be my.. dirty love 2x while short spits)
***** a *****.. they ***** with you main
Foul mouthed little mother*****ers.. ?
Verse three: too $hort
Its cause rap music is like sellin dope
Every dollar you invest you get seven mo (and thats real)
I hope you never ask me, how much it costs
If you cant figure out how the ***** I floss (big ballin)
You better get in where you fit in
Cause a nigga like me aint kiddin (no jokes)
Here come her boyfriend, with that narrow minded shit
Kissin on the *****, she sucked erybody dick (slut)
Dont get mad, you knew the ***** had flaws
Ridin in the benz (*****) dick hangin out my drawers..
.. now why she give me head? (why? )
All she ever wanted was to get in my bed
I aint gotta be a trick to tramp your hoe (nope)
I spit the game like a pimp while Im ridin chrome
I had a dream I was through, cant sell records
Cant catch hoes, bring em home and get ***** (what? )
Its not the first time, I had this dream
But music is my drug and Im a dopefiend (straight)
The way I put it down, it dont seem too hard
Scorin points like kareem-abdul jabbar (swish)
And if you tryin to catch me, youll find out fast
What you tryin to do is an impossible task (cant do it)
Cause what Im doin (cant do that) no rapper ever did it
(cant do that) eleven albums and Im still the shit, *****!
(singer croons be my.. dirty love 2x while short spits)
Cant do that.. nah nah.. aint gon happen
Old school too $hort, thats right I said too $hort
(singer croons be my.. (be my) dirty love (dirty love) 2x)
We go way back, youknowhatimsayin?
Buy you some mother*****in business
Get up out the madness
Aint nuthin like pimpin just let it roll
Mother *****ing shit God damn *****
Aint nuthin like pimpin just dont quit
Mother ***** you damn shithead *****
My diamonds and the lex say its time to flow
Wonder how I got rich, they say I rhyme too slow, so
Im from the o I for what I know
And like I told your ass before you can ***** my hoe
I ride nuthin but vogues, aint hittin no switches
Top down in my caddy just me and my *****es
With a ziplock bag full of green weed
I roll it all up cuz Im a fiend in need
Of some dank smoke all up in my chest
Dangerous crew got the bomb, we dont smoke that stress
Cuz we getting funky on album 9
I smoked a few joints ***** now Im fine
Studios in a cloud
Smelling kind of loud
Nuthin like pimpin
Nigger ***** bill clinton
Make me the mother *****ing president
Ill make the white house a hoe house and all the pimps, to just
Set up shops like they do in vegas
Legalize pimpin for all the playas
Puttin fine ass *****es in the streets and the hood
Every year a nigger trade for a new fleetwood
You know Im rollin, I cant be faking
I come through and all your hoes Im taking
You know Im rolling, dont do no simpin
Im an oaktown playa aint nuthin like pimpin
Aint nuthin like the pimp game you should know
Never love a ***** or a hoe
You fell in love with her though trying to get in them pants
And the next thing ya know your baby mommas a tramp
Dont get mad now nigger want to shove the *****
Cuz a year ago, you know, you loved the *****
Now your stomaches upset and your feelings are hurt
She gotcha looking like an old banana peel in the dirt
*****, slipped up and hit your ass for a lick
Talking that mother *****ing baby shit
Youz a punk ass nigger cant you see
Thatz the difference between niggers like you and me
I got *****es, on my mind
Its been like that for a real long time
I know the way them hoes take your cash
They let you ***** and make you pay up fast
Trick nigger, why you wanna be like that
Let them try for lent *****es take your fat ass stack
Couldnt tell them hoes nuthin but the punk in you
Cuz they already know what they want from you
Big bank, ben franklin, do the ***** just fine
Shell be taking all of yours and cant ***** with mine
Im the m to the a to the c and k
All you playa hating niggas shouldnt be that way
There aint nuthin like pimpin just let it roll
Mother *****ing shit God damn *****
Aint nuthin like pimping just dont quit
Mother ***** you damn shit head *****
Lights, camera, action, cut
Hollywood look out the ***** is coming up
She took acting classes bout to be on her way
On a greyhound bus from home to l.a.
She said it wouldnt take long to make it to the top
A few auditions land a job
I was down in l.a., hit the club for a drink
Im a player ass nigger tell me what do ya think
I walked up to the ***** in my clean ass suit
And I told her, Ive been watching you
I peeped you out from the bar
You must be a model or a movie star
She said no, but thats my dream.
To see my face on the movie screen
I tell ya nothing but game came out my mouth
She was talking bout agents, I was turning her out
I said listen real close to what Im saying.
All you need is me; you dont need no agent
Im a pimp ass nigger and the game dont stop
All you gotta do is ***** a few big shots,
Cause if you cant do that, theyre going to hold ya back
She was sucking up the game, down to do all that
She said short baby, I aint no simp
But the nigger in the suit aint nuthin but a pimp
And all them white guys you had sex with
They werent big shots, they were nothing but tricks
She came to me and said it just wont last
I looked, and I laughed, and I kicked her ass
Cuz all she wanted was the fame
But you cant get shit when you dont have game
Guerilla pimpin just let it roll
Mother *****ing shit God damn *****
Guerilla pimps just dont quit
I say mother ***** you damn shithead *****
*mc breed*
Aint nuthin like pimpin now you know
I want a ***** thats an everyday hoe
Just a beyotch
There aint nuthin like pimp now you know
I want a ***** thats a top notch hoe
Just a beyotch
(too short) mother ***** you damn shithead *****
Aint nuthin like pimpin now you know
I want a ***** thats an everyday hoe
Just a beyotch
(too short) mother *****ing shit God damn *****
There aint nuthin like pimping now you know
I want a ***** thats an everyday hoe
Just a beyotch
(too short) say mother ***** you damn shithead beyatch!!
Mmm mmm mmmmmm
(too short) mother *****ing shit God damn *****
Nuthin but a pimp
(too short) mother ***** you damn shithead *****
Short dogg aint nuthin but a pimp
(too short) mother *****ing shit God damn *****
(too short) cuss words. mother ***** you damn shithead beyotch!
Nuthin like pimpin now you know
Aint nuthin like pimpin so now you know
(too short) beyotch!!
There aint nothing like pimpin now you know
(too short) aint nuthin like pimping damn shithead *****
Aint nuthin like pimpin so now you know
(too short) there aint nothing like pimping God damn *****
Ah
(too short) thats it nigger, there is no more. life is...
*unknown voice*
Thatz deep. yeah. that right. there aint nothing like a *****.
Aint nothing like a mother *****ing, *****!
You, nasty, once a month bleeding mother *****ing nasty ass mother ***** it
(takes a deep breath)
*****, I hate your mother *****ing ass. you mother *****ing beeeeeeyoooootch!!!
Beyotch!! and your momma too. ***** all yall. hahahaha.
*(too $hort talking)
Eh yo baby d, get yo lil ass over here on tha mic man, an show these
Other lil niggaz, they cant ***** wit the dangerous crew man, spit that
Shit, fo $hort dog.
Verse 1- *(baby d)*
This is out fo dogs, wit tha fake attack,
I put it out two times, now Im bringin it back,
Wit a whole lot of me,
The baby d,
You slippin westsider,
But it dont mean shit to me,
Im the youngest in the crew from the oak-town,
An when I come through,
I lay you niggaz down,
So what up,
Get yo gloves an stuff,
Its the dangerous crew, aint no love fo punks,
An if you dont know what to do, when I come through,
Let this young mack show you,
Grab the mic, an tighten up yo lyrics,
If it aint real, I aint really tryin to hear it,
See another mcs gettin mad as hell,
Aint nuthin mo funky than to be himself,
I gotta make a knot,
While I shake the spot,
Cuz I cant be stopped.
*(too $hort talking)*
Lil mutha *****a spittin that shit yall, thats how we do it in east
Oakland, you know what Im sayin, dangerous crew representin, next
Generation step up baby.
Verse 2 *(baby d)*
Baby d takin over like doja,
Open ya up wit that north west explosion,
Then Im coastin,
(what ya doin nigga? ? ),
Runnin from the scene wit the ghost like moses,
I gotta let em know,
If they mess wit the dangerous they always know,
So get on,
Befo you get spit on,
Im rollin in knee high, no lie,
Finna get my grip on,
From mornin to night, I keep it tight,
Aiight,
Dangerous crew fo life.
*(too $hort talking)*
Yeah thats juss a lil sample yall, baby d comin through, 1996,
Dangerous crew, my nigga aint but 10 years old yall, so, umm, before
You start dissin, you betta try an listen, cuz, he got sumpthin fo the
Future that you lil ol niggaz cant ***** wit. so baby d, Im a tell em
Like this, since I know yo mama might get mad if you tell em....
Biatch!!
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