Bowling For Soup LYRICS
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had to kiss you one more time
so i followed you home
and i almost lost you at the light.
i've seen you a couple of times
but i had no idea
that you would be mine tonight.
i was to meet another girl,
but she didn't show
and you asked if i was alone, oh
the night came to an end
had to kiss you one more time
so i followed you home, oh
i'm just a boy
i'm on the side
yeah, believe me i don't mind
i'm just a boy
not quite your type
and that don't matter much tonight
yeah, you asked if you could call
but you didn't write it down
so i thought that we were through.
and when you said
Bowling For Soup - 1985 - lyrics
Woohoo
Woohoo
Debbie just hit the wall
she never had it all
one Prozac a day
husbands a CPA
her dreams went out the door
when she turned twenty four
only been with one man
what happen to her plans?
She was gonna be an actress
she was gonna be a star
she was gonna shake her ass
on the hood of WhiteSnake’s car
her yellow SUV is now the enemy
looks at her average life
and nothing has been all right
Springstein, Madonna
way before Nirvana
there was U2 and Blondie
and music still on MTV
her two kids in high school
they tell her that she’s uncool
but she still preoccupied
with 19, 19, 1985
Woohoo
(1985)
Woohoo
She’s seen all the classics
she knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink
even Saint Elmo’s Fire
she rocked out to wham
not a big Limp Bizkit fan
thought she’d get a hand
on a member of Duran Duran
Where’s the mini-skirt made of snake skin
and who’s the other guy that's singing in Van Halen
when did reality become T.V.
what ever happened to sitcoms, game shows
(on the radio was)
Springstein, Madonna
way before Nirvana
there was U2 and Blondie
and music still on MTV
her two kids in high school
they tell her that she’s uncool
'Cause she still preoccupied
with 19, 19, 1985
Woohoo
She hates time make it stop
when did Motley Crue become classic rock?
(Classic Rock)
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop, Stop! Stop!
And bring back
Springstein, Madonna
way before Nirvana
there was U2 and Blondie
and music still on MTV
her two kids in high school
they tell her that she’s uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
with 1985
Springstein, Madonna
way before Nirvana
there was U2 and Blondie
and music still on MTV
her two kids in high school
they tell her that she’s uncool
but she still preoccupied
with 19, 19, 1985
Bowling For Soup - Ack!! - lyrics
She's a lovely girl, but, only when she gets her way.
She can be thaughtful, but, she's cruel sometimes.
I think I like her, but, she sends an inconsistant vibe.
Hold my hand out, and, she punches me good-bye.
She's got me tied up in her eyes.
Makes me compromise myself.
She feeds on disillusion.
I thaught she was disillusioned.
I kicked the grass up while I waited outside my front door.
She drove by twice before she stopped and let me in.
I want to tell her exactly how confused I am.
I try to stop, but, then I can't begin.
Bowling For Soup - (Ready Or Not) Omaha Nebraska - lyrics
(doo Doo Dooo)
(doo Doo Dooo)
(doo Doo Dooo)
(doo Doo Dooo)
Somebody Pinch Me
Coz I Cant Beleive Im Here
This Is Somethin That I've Dreamed Of All My Life
Dreamed Of All My Life
And I Cant Beleive
That It All Comes Down To This,
And This Is Something That I've Waited For All My Life,
Waited For My Whole Life
And Now Its 2 Men On,
2 Men Gone, Better Up
(lets Go)
Ready Or Not
Omaha Nebraska
Omaha Nebraska
Ready Or Not
Omaha Nebraska
Omaha Nebraska
Ready Or Not
Omaha Nebraska,
Coz Here We Come
(doo Doo Dooo)
(doo Doo Dooo)
Somebody Pinch Me
Coz I Cant Beleive Im Here
This Is Somethin That I've Dreamed Of All My Life
Dreamed Of All My Life
And I Cant Beleive
That It All Comes Down To This,
And This Is Something That I've Waited For All My Life,
Waited For My Whole Life
And Now Its 3 And 2
Me And You, Better Off
(lets Go)
Ready Or Not
Omaha Nebraska
Omaha Nebraska
Ready Or Not
Omaha Nebraska
Omaha Nebraska
Ready Or Not
Omaha Nebraska,
Coz Here We Come
Here We Come
Here We Come
(2,3,4)
(doo Doo Dooo)
(doo Doo Dooo)
Ready Or Not
Omaha Nebraska
Ready Or Not
Omaha Nebraska
Ready Or Not
Omaha Nebraska
Coz Here We Come
Ready Or Not
Omaha Nebraska
Omaha Nebraska
Ready Or Not
Omaha Nebraska
Omaha Nebraska
Ready Or Not
Omaha Nebraska,
Coz Here We Come
Ready Or Not (doo Doo Dooo)
Omaha Nebraska
Omaha Nebraska
Ready Or Not (doo Doo Dooo)
Omaha Nebraska
Omaha Nebraska
Ready Or Not (doo Doo Dooo)
Omaha Nebraska
Omaha Nebraska
Coz Here We Come
Here We Come
Here We Come
Bowling For Soup - Assman - lyrics
I tried to break into your house on Friday night
I got attacked my your big dog
I tried to play my guitar at your window side
Your mother said it was her room
I didn't know it x4
I left my phone off of the hook on Friday night
You got pissed off and called my friend
I tried all week to figure why we had a fight
What did I say that wasn't right
I didn't know it x4
Why don't you be my one and only friend
Why don't you be my sidekick
You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman
You be Paul and I'm Letterman
I waited for you to pick me up from work
You never showed and I was stuck
I left a message with your dad that I came by
He said you had another guy
I didn't know it x4
Why don't you be my one and only friend
Why don't you be my sidekick
You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman
Your Yoko Ono I'm John Lennon
Why don't you be my one and only friend
Why don't you be my sidekick
You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman
You be Marie and Donnie Osman
Why don't you be my one and only friend
Why don't you be my sidekick
You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman
Your Emmit Smith and I'm Troy Aikman
Bowling For Soup - All Figured Out - lyrics
I was the one
Who had shit for brains
(Had shit for brains)
I never took the time to notice
That I was always wrong and you weren't
You were the one who gave up so many things
Took you for granted
But you understanded
It was just a phase
And I've got a new direction
A blueprint for erection of a new life
It's such a simple situation
Some kind of masturbation
With a new twist
I don't know why
I've got it all figured out
We can make it
And I'll never let you down
Just take my hand
And understand
There's a lot of tomorrows
I let you down
You had no complaints
Watched as the world went spinnin'
Around without you
You waited for me
You wanted diamonds
I came up with rollerblades
Shot down again but you smiled
And shook your head
And knew that I had changed
And I've got a new direction
A blueprint for erection of a new life
It's such a simple situation
Some kind of masturbation
With a new twist
I don't know why
I've got it all figured out
We can make it
And I'll never let you down
Just take my hand
And understand
There's a lot of tomorrows
Just take my hand
And understand
There's a lot of tomorrows
I was the one
Who had shit for brains
(Had shit for brains)
I never took the time to notice
That I was always wrong and you weren't
You were the one who gave up so many things
Took you for granted
But you understanded
Now I've got it all figured out
We can make it
And I'll never let you down
Just take my hand
And understand
There's a lot of tomorrows
I've got it all figured out
We can make it
And I'll never let you down
Just take my hand
And understand
There's a lot of tomorrows
I've got it all figured out
We can make it
And I'll never let you down
Just take my hand
And understand
There's a lot of tomorrows
I've got it all figured out
We can make it
And I'll never let you down
Just take my hand
And understand
There's a lot of tomorrows
I've got it all figured out
We can make it
And I'll never let you down
Just take my hand
And understand
There's a lot of tomorrows
I've got it all figured out
I've got it all figured out
I've got it all figured out
I've got it all figured out
I've got it all figured out
I've got it all figured out
I've got it all figured out
I've got it all figured out
Bowling For Soup - Almost - lyrics
I almost got drunk at school at 14
Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen
Who almost went on to be miss texas
But lost to a slut with much bigger breasts
I almost dropped out to move to LA
Where I was almost famous for almost a day
And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost loved you
I almost wished u would've loved me too
I almost held up a grocery store
Where I almost did 5 years and then 7 more
Cuz I almost got popped for a fight with a thug
Cuz he almost made off with a bunch of good drugs
That I almost got hooked on cuz you ran away
And I wish I would had the nerve to ask you to stay
And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it
You kept me guessing and now I'm destined
To spend my time missing you
I almost wish you would've loved me too
Here I go thinking about all the things i could've done
I'm gonna need a forklift cuz all the baggage weighs a ton
I know we had our problems I can't remember one
I almost forgot to say something else
And if I can't fit it in I'll keep it all to myself
I almost wrote a song about you today
But I tore it all up and then I threw it away
And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it
You kept me guessing and now I'm destined
To spend my time missing you
And I almost had you
I almost wish you would've loved me too
Bowling For Soup - Andrew - lyrics
Everybody knows if you've got the coolest clothes
You've got everybody on your side
Anyone can see if you hang around with me
You'll be by yourself on Friday night
It's hard to understand
If you never lose you never learn to want to win
When it all comes down
All around you now
You had all the moves you had all the coolest dos
And you always had the coolest car
I never learned to dance, I had hair down to my ass
And now I'm gonna be a Rock Star
It's hard to understand
If you never lose you never learn to want to win
When it all comes down
All around you now
Dont let it bring you down
Raise your hands
Stomp your feet
I love everyone and now
They love me
Raise your hands
Stomp your feet
I love everyone and now
They love me
It's hard to understand
If you never lose you never learn to want to win
When it all comes down
All around you now
It's hard to understand
If you never lose you never learn to want to win
When it all comes down
All around you now
Dont let it bring you down
Oh yeah
Dont let it bring you down
Bowling For Soup - 99 Biker Friends - lyrics
Such A Big Man, Such A Little Chick.
I Think It All Goes Back To Your Tiny
Pick- Up Truck In The Driveway,
With A Sticker On The Window
"rest In Peace Number 3".
Tell All Your Friends
How You Put Her In Her Place.
7 Pounds Of Makeup
Just To Hide Her Beat Up Face.
Such A Pretty Face.
[chorus]
It Takes A Tough Man To Slap Her Around.
Such A Bad Guy To Keep Such A Good Girl Down.
She's Wearing Shades
Behind The Tinted Glass.
And I've Got 99 Biker Friends
That Wanna Kick Your Ass.
Tell Her That You're Sorry.
Blame It On The Beer.
Your Dad Was Mean To You.
Your Friends Think You're An *****
And I Do Too.
Over Compensatin' For Your Small Shoes.
Takin Her Away, But You Won't Say When.
Hold Her In Your Arms,
Tell Her This Won't Happen Again.
When Will This End? Well
[chorus]
I Wish Bruce Lee Was Here Right Now
With His Trusty Nun-chucks
Chuck Norris Is Still Alive,
So Let's Call Up Walker, Texas Ranger,
All The Dudes From "danger, Danger".
Let's Get The A-team,
50 Cent With His Bling-bling,
And A Couple Of Prison Guards.
[chorus]
Start Runnin' Now.
We're Gonna Kick Your Ass!
Bowling For Soup - A Friendly Goodbye - lyrics
I Can Lay It On Real Thick
But I Know How You Don't Like To Get Bogged Down
With Anything 'bout Us
And Our Kick Ass True Love Tale
Sorry I Swore Just Then
Cause I Know You Hate It
And By The Way That Cake You Baked Me Really Sucked
But I Ate It
[chorus]
Cause I Loved You
Even More That You Could Ever Imagine
Here's A Friendly Goodbye
5,6,7
Ain't That A "b" With An Itch
Ain't That A Mother Trucker
You Can Go To H-e-double Hockey Sticks
And F Yourself
Cause I'm Flippin' Gosh Darn Sick
Of All The "s" Words You Put Me Through
So F-u
F-u
I Can Hang It Out To Dry
Cause I Know How You Like All Your Laundry Neat
And Not Just Thrown Around
Like A Chain Saw In Need Of Juggling
Sorry I Flipped You Off Cause I Know,
That You Hate It
And That Homemade Porn I Said That I Erased
Well I Saved It
[chorus Repeat]
I'll Send You A Post Card That Says
I'm Glad You're Not Here
I'll Buy You A T-shirt
But I'll Use It To Wipe Up The Beer
That I Spilled
While I Was Spilling My Guts
To My Friends About You
And I Really Don't Have Anything Else Nice To Say
[chorus Repeat]
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