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Bare***** Ladies - Baby It's Cold Outside - lyrics

I really can't stay
But baby it's cold outside
I've got to go 'way
But baby it's cold outside
This evening has been
Been hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice
I'll hold your hands they're cold as ice.
My mother will start to worry
Beautiful what's your hurry?
And father will be pacing the floor
Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I'd better scurry
Beautiful please don't hurry
Well maybe just a half a drink more
Put some records on while I pour.
The neighbors might think
But baby it's bad out there
Say what's in this drink
No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how
Your eyes are like starlight now
To break this spell
I'll take your hat your hair looks swell.
I oughta say no no no sir
Mind if I move in closer?
At least I'm gonna say that I tried
What's the sense of hurting my pride
I really can't stay
Oh baby don't hold out
Ah, but it's cold outside
Baby it's cold outside
I simply must go
But baby it's cold outside
The answer is no
But baby it's cold outside
The welcome has been
How lucky that you dropped in
So nice and warm
Look out that window at that storm.
My sister will be suspicious
Don't your lips look delicious
My brother will be there at the door
Waves upon a tropical shore
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
Gosh your lips are delicious
Well maybe just a cigarette more
Never such a blizzard before.
I've got to get home
But baby you'd freeze out there
Say lend me a comb
It's up to your knees out there
You've really been grand
I thrill when you hold my

Bare***** Ladies - Auld Lang Syne - lyrics

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And days of Auld Lang Syne.
For Auld Lang Syne, my dear,
For Auld Lang Syne,
We'll take a cup of kindness yet
For Auld Lang Syne.
And here's the hand, my trusty friend
And gives a hand of thine
We'll take a cup of kindness yet
For Auld Lang Syne.
For Auld Lang Syne, my dear,
For Auld Lang Syne,
We'll take a cup of kindness yet

Bare***** Ladies - Another Postcard - lyrics

You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail
All of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail
I never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas
But someone is sending me stationary filled with chimpanzees.
Some chimps in swimsuits, some chimps are swinging from a vine
Some chimps in jackboots, some chimps that wish they could be mine.
Starsky and Hutch chimps, a chimp who's sitting on the can
A pair of Dutch chimps who send their love from Amsterdam.
CHORUS (x2):
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.
If I had to guess, I'd say the monkey-sender thinks it's great
He's sending me, maybe she's sending me just to see me get irate
I'm losing sleep - and it's gonna be keeping me up all night
I thought it was funny, but now I've got money on a monkey fight.
Some chimps in hard hats, chimps a-working on a chain gang
Some chimps who love cats, burning rubber in a Mustang
A birthday-wishing chimp, a chimp in black like a goth
A goin' fishin' chimp, a British chimp in the bath.
CHORUS (x2)
Somehow they followed me even though I packed and moved my home
No matter what, they come and they come they won't leave me alone
Another monkey in the mail could make me lose my mind
But look at me shuffling through the stack until I finally find
Some chimps in swimsuits
Some chimps in Jackboots
Some chimps in hard hats
Some chimps who love cats
I've got some shaved chimps; that's chimps devoid of any hair
I've got depraved chimps dressed up in women's underwear.
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.
Every one is, every one is, every one is addressed to me.
Every one is, every one is, every one is addressed to me.
CHORUS (x4)
Some chimps in swimsuits, Some chimps in Jackboots
Some chimps in hard hats, Some chimps who love cats
I've got some shaved chimps; that's chimps devoid of any hair
I've got depraved chimps dressed up in women's underwear.
Starsky and Hutch chimps, a chimp who's sitting on the can
A pair of Dutch chimps who send their love from Amsterdam.
Some chimps in Mustangs, Some chimps in chain gangs
I got a birthday wishin' chimp and I got the goin' fishin' chimp

Bare***** Ladies - Another Spin - lyrics

I Had Time To Kill
One Day In Alaska
I Walked Around Until
I Found The Arts And Crafts Shop
I Bought You A Card
I Don't Know Where To Send It
I Wrote It From The Heart
I'm Not Sure How To End It
I Wonder--where Have You Been?
Will I See You Again
I Give The Globe Another Spin
All This Time I'm Wonderin'
Give The Globe Another Spin
Are You In
Berlin?
Sweet Potato Pie
Is What Your Mom Would Always Make
Your Father Smoked A Pipe
My Hand Crushed In His Handshake
They Say You Took A Job
Spying For The Army
And Had To Relocate
With A New Identity
I Wonder--where Have You Been?
Will I See You Again?
I Give The Globe Another Spin
All This Time I'm Wonderin'
Give The Globe Another Spin
Are You In (are You In)
Afghanistan?
Are You In...

Bare***** Ladies - A - lyrics

Words & music by steven page
A is for angry, which is what you are at me
A is for adult, which is what Ill never be
A is for applesauce, my favorite meal
A is for adam, which is how I sometimes feel;
Like Im the only man on earth, and Ive forgotten what thats worth
A is for arthur, hes a lovable drunk
A m & azing, like thelonius monk
A is for argument, a is for apparent
A is for antagonism thats not even there and
Its just you begging for attention or something I wont even mention
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And I dont even know why you keep on trying
Like I dont even know why I keep on lying
There are millions of people in worlds of their own
And two of them cant let go
A is for algebra, I learned it in school
A is what fonzie said, cause he was very cool
A is for adversary, a is for affection
A is arousal, you are giving me an erection
Cmon Im trying to show affection for longer than a half an hour
Chorus
I met a woman I used to know
Long before you, long ago
All I could say, after hello
Was are you still single?
A is for attitude I cant help but wield
A is for arrogance; emotional shield
A is for acting, a is for abhorrently
A is for *****, which is what I am, how rude of me.
I owe you an apology Im sorry
Chorus

Bare***** Ladies - A Message To You Rudy - lyrics

Stop with your messin around
Youd better think of your future
Its time you straighten right out
Creating problems in town
Ru-deee
A message to you, ru-deee
A message to you, ru-deee
A message to you, ru-deee
Stop with your messin around
Youd better think of your future
Its time you straighten right out
Or else youll wind up in jail
Ru-deee
A message to you, ru-deee
A message to you, ru-deee
A message to you, ru-deee (thats right, thats right, thats right)
A message to you, ru-deee (thats right, thats right)
A message to you, ru-deee (oh, thats right, thats right, thats right)
A message to you, ru-deee (stop with your messin around)
A message to you, ru-deee (youd better think of your future)
A message to you, ru-deee (its time you straighten right out)
A message to you, ru-deee (creating problems in town, thats right)
A message to you, ru-deee (thats right, thats right)
A message to you, ru-deee (thats right, thats right)
A message to you, ru-deee (thats right, thats right)
A message to you, ru-deee (thats right, thats right)
A message to you, ru-deee
Ha ha ha ha ha! I had to do the stupid laugh at the end, didnt i?
Didnt i? get outta here!

Bare***** Ladies - Brian Wilson - lyrics

Words & music by steven page
Drove downtown in the rain nine-thirty on a tuesday night,
Just to check out the late-night record shop.
Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane,
But when Im surrounded I just cant stop.
Its a matter of instinct, its a matter of conditioning,
Its a matter of fact.
You can call me pavlovs dog.
Ring a bell and Ill salivate. howd you like that?
Dr. lendy tell me youre not just a pedagogue,
Cause right now im
Chorus
Lying in bed just like brian wilson did
Well Im lying in bed just like brian wilson did.
So Im lying here, just starting at the ceiling tiles.
And Im thinking about what to think about.
Just listening and relistening to smiley smile,
And Im wondering if this is some kind of create drought
Because I am
Chorus
And if you want to find me Ill be out in the sandbox,
Wondering where the hell all the love has gone.
Playing my guitar and building castles in the sun,
And singing fun, fun, fun.
Chorus
I had a dream that I was three hundred pounds
And though I was very heavy,
I floated til I couldnt see the ground
I floated til I couldnt see the ground
Somebody help me, I couldnt see the ground
Somebody help me, I couldnt see the ground
Somebody help me because im
Chorus
Drove downtown in the rain nine-thirty on a tuesday night.
Just to check out the late-night record shop.
Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane;
But when Im surrounded I just cant stop.

Bare***** Ladies - Adrift - lyrics

Ever Since We Said Our Goodbyes
The Onion Rings, The Phone Makes Me Cry
Something Isn't Right
Like The Deep Blue Without The Great White
In The Morning Open Your Eyes
The Waterfalls, The Fire Flies
You're An Abacus
And My Heart Was Counting On Us
Your Heart's Got A Heavy Load
There's Still A Long Way To Go
Keep Your Eyes On The Road
Crescent Moon Sings Me To Sleep
The Birches Bark, The Willows Weep
But I Lie Awake
I'm Adrift Without A Snowflake
Your Heart's Got A Heavy Load
There's Still A Long Way To Go
Keep Your Eyes On The Road
Your Heart's Got A Heavy Load
There's Still A Long Way To Go
Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Bare***** Ladies - Alcohol - lyrics

Words & music by stephen duffy & steven page
Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party-time necessity
Alchool, alternative to feeling like yourself
O alcohol, I still drink to your health
I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Forget the caffe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea
A malibu and coke for you, a g&t for me
Alcohol, your songs resolve like
My life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill
I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
O alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
Ill use something else
I thought that alcohol was just for those with
Nothing else to do
I thought that drinking just to get drunk
Was a waste of precious booze
But now I know that theres a time
And theres a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between
Self-control and self-abuse
I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Would you please ignore that you
Found me on the floor
Trying on your camisole?
O alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
Ill use something else.
Would you please forgive me
Would you please forgive me

Bare***** Ladies - Alternative Girlfriend - lyrics

Words & music by stephen duffy & steven page
Youre in an all-girl band
Your futons second hand
Your parents understand but you dont care
I have a job in a shop
Im an undercover cop
I make sure the customers arent thieves
Old at being young
Young at being old
Everythings on hold within our evolution
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Youre my alternative girlfriend
I love you, and now you cannot pretend
Theres nothing left that wont cross over
Last night we slept on the lawn
You woke up and I was gone
Back to the dream I dream to leave
My life with her is a bore
A worn-out metaphor
No more surprises up its sleeve
Were old at being young
Young at being old
Everythings been sold to others revolutions
Chorus
You live above your dads four-car garage
With your vinyl and imaginary entourage
If I pull up in a u-haul, pack up quick
So we can get out of this town cause it makes me sick
Chorus
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